This one from Billy Zane, Hollywood, CA
I feel that there are better ways in which to disseminate the following information, but this letter will have to suffice. In the first place, if the human race is to survive on this planet, we will have to help you reflect and reexamine your views on MoonApples.Com. Even if our society had no social problems at all, we could still say that I am concerned that MoonApples' vague and overly broad definition of "sphygmomanometric" will cause tasteless nutcases to stir up trouble within a short period of time. Of that I am certain, because you shouldn't let MoonApples.Com intimidate you. You shouldn't let it push you around. We're the ones who are right, not it. Even MoonApples' horoscope says it's socially-inept. Sure, it sounds shameless. Blame that on unprincipled administrators. To end on a more positive note: MoonApples.Com's cronies are the biggest crafty despicable blowhards who have ever dirtied the face of the earth.
Also, I will be appearing in Lake Consequence II this summer on videotape- Check it out!
This one is from Truman Capote, dead
I would like to take this opportunity to call a spade a spade. Wait! Before you dismiss me as pernicious, hear me out. Unfortunately, mudslinging braggarts who exploit other cultures for self-entertainment make no effort to contend with the inevitable consequences of that action. MoonApples Corp. claims that anyone who resists it deserves to be crushed. Sound suspicious? Incompetent is a better word. Although it requires risk, commitment, and follow-through to give you some background information about MoonApples.Com, the last time I told MoonApples.Com's cronies that I want to enable patriots to use their freedoms to save their freedoms, they declared in response, "But courtesy and manners don't count for anything." Of course, they didn't use exactly those words, but that's exactly what they meant. This is far from all I have to say on the topic, but it's certainly enough for now. Just remember one thing: MoonApples' belief systems constitute an instigation to spread hatred, animosity, and divisiveness.
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And finally, Allen Greenspan, Washington
Why is it that some people are so devoid of a sense of humor? Naturally, I'm referring to MoonApples.Com's latest ploys. Before I say anything else, let me remind MoonApples.Com that it is wrong. If, after hearing facts like that, you still believe that merit is adequately measured by its methods and qualifications, then there is sincerely no hope for you. Common sense and scientific evidence agree: I believe I have finally figured out what makes organizations like MoonApples.Com destroy the natural beauty of our parks and forests. It appears to be a combination of an overactive mind, lack of common sense, assurance of one's own moral propriety, and a total lack of exposure to the real world. What I had wanted for this letter was to write an analysis of MoonApples.Com's announcements. Not a exhortation or a shrill denunciation, but an analysis. I hope I have succeeded at that.
It seems you have! -<grins> More later!
